Morning Lapse
For some reason it took me longer than usual to decide on something to wear this morning. I have no idea why either. But I tried on 2 other T-shirts before finally settling on the red one.
I think something is seriously wrong with me...
Normally I just put on whatever the heck I want, and never think twice about looking good or whatever. I mean, I haven't bought myself new clothes in at least a year. I'm quite comfortable in everything I own. But today, for whatever reason, I couldn't decide.
It took me a good two minutes to snap out of it. And when you're a guy, spending longer than two minutes deciding on what to wear makes you wonder if your multi-vitamins have been secretly replaced by estrogen pills by some nefarious housemate. (I'm looking at YOU, Bosco!)
I guess I'm a little out of sorts these days. I henceforth promise not to take more than 30 seconds to decide what to wear in the morning. Because otherwise I would be acting a like a little girl.
Henceforth, Ergo and Vis à Vis.
9 comments:
Maybe it's the sunshine messing with your mind. I hear a surge of vitamin D to the cerebral cortex can do that to a guy. Sorry it had to happen to you. But good on ya for finally rocking the red shirt:)
dear mike h
you are a GIRL
what's going on here is that you have realized that metrosexuality is something that even you can aspire to. don't be shy - there's a little bit of diva in all of us.
dear mike h
you are still a GIRL
you're a boy?
heather - you just wanted to say "metrosexual". You know it.
TGP, pockey, cranberry - thanks, Team "point-out-the-obvious", like we didn't know that before ;)
dear mike h
you are the most GIRLY GIRL i know.
Dear TGP and Pockey,
You both deserve a punch in the face... or a chop to the throat... or wait, a roundhouse kick to the face, Chuck Norris style.
Best step off
Hugs and Kisses,
Mike H
yeah mike, punch em in the ovaries! right in the baby maker!
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