Friday, October 28, 2005

The list again...

Here they are again, in the intended order, the order of how badly they broke my tender heart.

Top 5 Most Heartbreaking Breakups
#1 - Sara O.
#2 - Christina T.
#3 - Andrea T.
#4 - Natalie L.
#5 - Melisa G.

Chronologically it goes,
Natalie - 3 months in 1996,
Melisa - 1 month in 1997,
Sara - Summer '98 - Summer '02,
Christina - Winter '02 - Summer '03,
Andrea - Oct '03 - Dec '04 and May '05 - Oct '05.

In case anybody was wondering.

There you have it, the history of my heartbreaks. I hope you've all enjoyed it. I sure didn't.

21 comments:

Bat said...

Interesting -- its very rare to find a guy that cares ---

I like your blog

Carly said...

i like your blog too mike h.
you are a shining light in a pile of, well, i'm not very poetic but you get my drift.
drinking is in order very soon with TGP and Schteffi (whom I have not seen in AGES!)

SuperSpyGal said...

Wow...I just read through your blog...Love can sometimes be the best emotion and the worst all at the same time...you're still young with alot ahead of you, don't let any past experiences jade you...
you seem like a nice guy who's got his act together and there will be someone special who will appreciate that !

Mike H said...

Thanks Superhero girls. Keep checking in, I LOVE superheroes. Especially DC Comics superheroes.

Honeypot aka Cranberry - in a pile of poopy? I'm a shining light in all the poopy? Weird... Um, Schteffi is leaving soon. That means we HAVE to go for drinks with him.

Mike H said...

Nutty - You serious? You're coming to BC? I might just have to start on a mix CD sooner than I thought!

Phats said...

These were interesting thanks for sharing! I had one girl break my heart into a million pieces and since I have kept myself at a safe distance so it won't happen again.

BTW you and nutty will have a blast in Canada haha

Carly said...

wtf - where is schteffi going? i am TOTALLY out of the loop!!

Anonymous said...

Hey dude I'm sure that you already know that you just need to move on from this now. There are better women out there waiting for ya. Just hang tough with it. You have a good head on your shoulders.

Anonymous said...

Oh and thanks for the link ... just noticed it. You ROCK!!!

that girl possessed said...

mike h you have done rob gordon/nick hornby proud. the thing about all these break ups is they totally sucked but... you still came out alright. it felt like the end of the world but it really wasn't. you'll get out of the lil slump you are in now and you'll be a-ok once again. (i was just about to quote a batman movie... dammit)

nutty in vancity? could it be so? is she going to buy you drinks and act like the facilitator of phats free booze?!?! oh gosh, this is exciting, start the mix cd.

Mike H said...

Honey pot aka Cranberry - Yeah, he's going back to Turkey or something, that's what I heard.

Gareth - I did move on each time, and then I got my heart broken again. I give up. It's not like I'm pining for these girls, I just keep track of the emotions.
Oh, and I figured the link was only right seeing as you linked me.

TGP - "Why do we fall?" Is that the Batman line you were going to use? Yeah, way ahead of you on that one. I've telling myself that since I first heard it in theaters.
Falling sucks. But it's the only way to learn, I guess.

Phats said...

Actually I am sending Nutty with a wallet full of cash to buy him all the drinks I promised. I figured he'd like it more drinking with a lady then with me ha :)

Mike H said...

Phats - Is this for serious? Is Nutty seriously coming to Vancouver, BC? or is she just going north up to Ontario. Right above Indiana.
I don't want to waste the effort of compiling a mix CD, only to have this all be some kind of joke. The "haha's" at the end of every post make me think joke.

Somebody be truthful, please?

Anonymous said...

Mike, seriously Nutty is going to BC. It's true, believe it my friend, haha!

Phats said...

Mike if you pay her airfare i am sure she'd be there in a second!

that girl possessed said...

oh so this is all a joke... hmmm? bastards.

Phats said...

Actually this isn't a joke, well it is but it isn't. Nutty would very much like to go to Canada and Hang with Mike, I am not sure if she can right now, especially since she is in an Aircast. But you best be asking her!

Mike you should come to Indiana bring TGP and Shippy with ya, we'll have a blast, free drinks!

Off to my halloween party, ho hum

Mike H said...

I meant it's the part of Canada that's above Indiana.

Just like BC is above California, but there's still Oregon and Washington to get through first.

I guess I'll have to put a pin in that mix CD until I'm really inspired. Instead of a lame, quickly put together CD because people keep making jokes.

Phats said...

wow! don't be mad at nutty, well or me for that matter, I don't think she was trying to be mean or play a joke she'd like to hang out with you!

I didn't know that you were that far away. I have never been to Canada

Mike H said...

It's all good. I was never mad. Just confused. Nobody was talking straight, and I'm a straight shooter.

I was seriously getting all panicky that I wouldn't have a mix CD ready in time. A great mix takes time to assemble.

Phats said...

haha! nice. You should come to Indiana, hang with the nutster and I